A Day in My Footsteps (I Wish)

brook:

samurott:

why do chihuahuas looks like they are scared the whole time

who wouldn’t be afraid in this economy

(via patrik-star)

joshpeck:

tretijreznor:

im so tired of this life. i want to be a roomba. i want knives taped to me. and i want to be set loose.

​the energy of this post is dark and mysterious

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simonalkenmayer:

therobotmonster:

chaosinacoffeecup:

bairnsidhe:

stinson-png:

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date. 

Clark Kent would never care if a woman walked by him. That’s her right and Superman would defend that right.

(via melodicsins)

realjimmorrison:

When I find myself in times of trouble
Gordon Ramsay comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom

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bro-stoevsky:

arcticsuggestions:

is it scurvy? is it lead? is it tuberculosis? is it the crippling loneliness? who knows we’re all dying

millennial burnout or doomed victorian arctic expedition

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

“I’m too short for this shit”

— me trying to reach anything ever (via the-absolute-best-memes)

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eoxygenc:

can’t stop laughing

replicated:

replicated:

Experiencing brutal cold for a period of time every year keeps you humble

That’s why Californians are like that

(via violetchachkii)

spyrogf:

spyrogf:

Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing

Things that actually work if u try at them:

• Drinking water
• No longer making self deprecating jokes
• Making sure to take time out of the day to relax and take a breather
• Lighting candles
• Counting ur breaths in and out if ur having a panic attack
• Getting up and trying to do one thing even if u can’t do everything maybe brushing ur teeth but not having the energy to shower

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